if the apocalypse comes, beep me

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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letsmakeitwrite

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

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You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

insertnerdyjokehere

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

invisible-mirror

I mean, how else are they supposed to convey “I am deeply touched by your concern but far too emotionally skittish to say so directly,” huh?

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